the night has a thousand saxaphones

Language of the Body
RPS AU, by which I mean "original characters," really.
Jensen/Jared
NC-17
5k words
For cormallen, who posted a gorgeous picspam of beautiful men doing amazing things with their bodies. Then we teased her for wanting an AU where Jared is a ballet dancer, and she said, "Way to crush my hopes and dreams of someone writing me a J2 ballet AU *grins*"

And I said, "Oh god, I did not mean to crush hopes and dreams! That's BAD. WARNING for having no ballet knowledge or exposure since lessons when I was six years old *cough*"

The filename was "bendy!Jared porn," which is probably all the summary you need.

( Jared could feel sweat pouring down the planes of his shoulder blades and back, feel his quads trembling after four hours of practice today and a matinée performance and an hour afterwards of beating himself up in this back room. )

Obviously, I am going to become one of those writers who will shove their WIPs at anybody who doesn't run away fast enough. I really really miss being in school, when I used to AIM with friends constantly and we would draft papers together and copy-paste paragraphs to each other and talk about our writing endlessly. I don't know anybody like that in fandom now.

( These are the things I'm actively writing (as in, they're in my head ALL THE TIME and I'm pretty confident they'll get finished) )

( And these are the ones I've started but am not working on right this minute and may or may not happen. )

( Stargate: SG-1, spoilers through 2x01 )

( COMPLETELY RANDOM: TMI, Firefly, and sex )

What? I warned you that that was both random and TMI.

The banner of Jensen going around makes me completely incapable of thinking anything except How is it fair or right or legal that someone looks like that in this world and I can't sleep with him? *sighs* Obviously, I have got something in my system this week.

( So I had this thing in my WIP folder... (SPN) )

I got NOTHING done this weekend. Less than nothing. I've never accomplished so little on a weekend. I am so behind on EVERYTHING. Why am I a slug who accomplishes nothing?

I babbled in dodger_winslow 's journal, before I saw the post asking people not to talk about John's parenting anymore, so I feel a bit lousy for that. But I do still find myself fascinated and invested in fandom discussions of John's parenting, even if I do tie myself up in knots with the complexity of his character.

I watched The Lives Of Others, that big foreign-language winner last year, about the Stasi agent in early-eighties Eastern Germany. I watched it mostly because of Abigail Nussbaum's spoilery review here (She is my favorite reviewer online). I really have nothing I can possibly add- it's an incredible, amazing, sparse, painful, beautiful movie.

So, you know that drop-out speech Mitt Romney gave? You know how it was horrifically insulting, basically straight-up saying that voting Democrat was handing the country to terrorists? And then blabbling about how it's the evil sluts and homos that are going to ruin this country? And how watching that speech pretty much made you want to put your fist through his face? Well, Jon Stewart has fun with that speech here. Thank God there's a way to laugh at stuff like this, or I would be crying.

Random note from SPN 3x10:

Only 8 more days till I go home for Christmas!

Successful days of writing: 15

technosage  is hosting an Any-fandom Porn-paragraph-a-thon which has had tons of awesome stuff written in it already. I porned, completely failing the whole "paragraph" idea:
Heroes, Adam/Peter, walls
RPS, JDM/Jensen, daddykink

( The party was exactly as I expected it to be, which is to say hellish. )