This post brought to you by hormones and the capslock key (sorry)

[dragojustine]

Okay, NOW I ship Jack/Daniel.

I will not tell you what episode I'm up to, because then you would take the six days since I started watching it, divide that into the 28 hour-long episodes I've seen, and come out with numbers that prove for certain that I'm still unemployed. Heh.

However, I will say that I spend 65% of the time watching it thinking "Daniel Jackson, I am SO HOT FOR YOU right now." Why only 65%? Because I spend 25% thinking "Jack O'Neill, I am SO HOT FOR YOU right now" and 10% thinking "Sam Carter, I am SO HOT FOR YOU right now."

I am unimaginative and consistent.

So NOW I ship Jack/Daniel (Daniel is laying there DYING and he tells Jack "I'll watch your back" and Jack CARESSES HIS CHEEK, for God's sake!). Except when I'm shipping Daniel/Sam, which can only happen when I'm not busy shipping Jack/Sam, and then episode 2x07 has to throw some Jack/Teal'c in there too. The end result is that this is the team-shippiest show I have EVER seen. Seriously. This is like the holy grail of that "we put our lives in each others hands," "absolute trust, absolute dedication" team vibe and it makes me tingle.

Does anyone remember that scene in Firefly, where Wash is talking (apropos of completely nothing) about the planet where he saw a guy juggling goslings? And he's making little juggling motions with his hands and going "goslings! They were juggled!" and it's the cutest thing in the entire world because he has this facial expression that is half "Seriously, WTF?" and half total wonder and delight at the fantastic-ness of a universe where he can see people juggle goslings.

Er, nobody remembers that? It's my favorite Wash moment ever.

It's my favorite Wash moment ever, because life makes me feel like that all the time. (Mostly when I'm traveling, that completely inseparable mix of "WTF?" and JOY.) And one of the things that totally makes me feel that way is sex.

Because afterwards, one half of my brain is going "WTF? Seriously? He sticks one bit of his body in another bit of my body, and moves it about a bit, and we generally slobbered on each other a lot and got very sweaty and smell bad and why in the world did we do that anyway? I mean, honestly, juggling goslings?" but the other half of my brain is just soaked in total BLISS at the AWESOMENESS of any universe where a person gets to feel like that.

What? I warned you that that was both random and TMI.

The banner of Jensen going around makes me completely incapable of thinking anything except How is it fair or right or legal that someone looks like that in this world and I can't sleep with him? *sighs* Obviously, I have got something in my system this week.

So, for FOREVER now I've had this thing in my WIP folder. My "outlines for stories I'll never write" folder, actually- I have a lot of those, but it's less dignified to say. Anyway, it was going to be this RPS J2 bodyswap-except-not-bodyswap thing, where the boys finally film a bodyswap episode of the show. And then at the recent LA con they went and did this:

Oh, boys. I feel like I got Jossed by real life. Heh.

Comments

[adelate]

Hee, I totally remember that Wash moment. Awesome! And I love that you're loving SG-1. YAY!

[dragojustine.livejournal.com]

YAY indeed! why did no one tell me about this show? Fandom is like, all SGA all the time, but SG1 is awesome.

[zannes.livejournal.com]

"How is it fair or right or legal that someone looks like that in this world and I can't sleep with him? *sighs*"

I think that all the time. Either that makes you not weird, or it makes me weird, too. I know my vote!

[dragojustine.livejournal.com]

Hehe. At least it's not just me.

[desertport]

Isn't the Jack/Daniel dynamic the most adorable thing ever? Wait till you get to the "Spacemonkey" scene. *g* And I agree with all the other ships too--iirc, SG1 is where the term OT4 was coined.

PS: Your TMI is always so amusing. :D

[dragojustine.livejournal.com]

I have seen the spacemonkey scene! (Or at least, I assume that was it, as it involved the affectionate use of the term spacemonkey...) It happened after aforementioned dying cheek-caress.

Frankly, this is the fourth time Jack has been shocked to see Daniel actually alive. If I was Jack, I'd be giving up on the surprise right about now. *eyeroll*

PS: So happy I amuse you :)

[miriad.livejournal.com]

He does give up the surprise later in the show. Has a few lines about it that are way funny.

But, yeah. Shippiest show ever. Not big on the Sam/Jack myself, weirdly enough.

I always end up mentioning to Bear how great I think Carter's rack is- she's stacked and cute and way, way hot. Girl crush going on right here, you know? But Daniel... and Jack... and even Teal'c... guh.

There's come really great OT4 fic that is incredibly hot. LIke a hot, hot thing.

Also, at Comic Con last year, I bought a set of juggling goslings. They came in a chinese food container and are cute and fuzzy- I will share with you when you are back in May.

It is one of my favorite Wash scenes as well, only eclipsed by the dinosaur scene from the pilot.

And yeah, the Jensen thing. Wow, he is so hot and so pretty and built just like I like them. Jared is almost too cut for me, the muscles too much, too hard. Jensen has aged a bit, is still ripped but slightly softer than when he was younger. I mean, on Dark Angel, he had those cut hips like Jared had and while I find that kind of attractive, it just seems sharp and not fun to lean/lay/sit on, you know?

But NOW, he's got a bit more... flesh to him (NOT FAT- COME ON PEOPLE!) and it's hitting my buttons like woah. Plus, he's actually my age and he looks it, which I adore. His laugh lines make me hot. :)

I am at work, have had too much coffee and have lost control of my fingers, apparently.