the night has a thousand saxaphones

The Stars Up Above You Feel Wrong
SG1, rated G, 1400 words.
I guess this is gen. Holy shit. Weird.
AN: Source for the title and quote. Set before "Forever in a Day." Because I have never written apocalypse before, despite loving it more than anything.

( Somewhere in that sky, the world may be ending. All they can do is wait. )

The Truest Type of Love
SPN Sam/Dean
NC-17
2800 words
Incest warning. Obviously. No other particular warnings, but this is not fluffy.
AN: For spn_nostalgia, prompt: Sam gets Dean back for the buttslap in Bugs. I think this prompt was probably asking for cute prank-warfare stuff, but I... didn't write it that way. Sorry.

( He had to stop this thing in its tracks now, before it ruined everything again. )

Fighting Instincts
Jack/Daniel first time
PG-13, 1250 words
AN: Writing exercise. Don't ask me what they were fighting about; I haven't a clue, but the exact argument doesn't seem important.

( He saw the punch coming a mile off. )

Look, I WARNED you guys! Remember that big list of things I wanted? Here they are. Disclaimer: These come with no artistic integrity, no connections between ficlets, no warranties as to characterization or plausibility, and no pretense as to quality. Hell, they aren't even proofread. One involves curtains. Read at your own risk.


( Shopping for condo furnishings in DC )



( The one where Jack goes all out and gets down on one knee )



( The one where they hold a tiny little hush-hush ceremony with just SG1 that gets out of hand )



( The one where don't ask, don't tell is repealed and they are married practically before the ink is dry )



( The sex with lots of talking and lots of endearments and lots of 'I love you's. )



Oh my God, I feel SO MUCH better now. Except for the fact that my spn_nostalgia is now due in two days and I am still procrastinating it. *hangs head* But at least I think I am in a mental place for happy brotherly banter now. If I had tried to write it before these, it would have been Incest-induced Guilt Angst Of Doom.

Second Chances
For Five Times Jack and Daniel Were Unfaithful To Each Other at sg1_five_things, but it outgrew any kind of reasonable commentfic length.
Multiple pairings (Jack/Laira, Jack/OMC, Daniel/OMC), but this is mostly about the Jack/Daniel.
3700 words, NC-17
princessofg betad me and knocked my socks off- thank you! I changed the ending completely after she was done with it, so blame me and not her.

( Three strikes and you're out; hell, in soccer it only takes one red card. )

Problem Solving
SG1 Jack/Daniel first time, 1800 words, PG-13
Small Victories (4x01) tag
AN: Really not sure about this one, but I wrote this comment and the damn thing wouldn't leave me alone. This is the first J/D first-time I've written, and... I don't know.

( Jack had said, 'Davis, give the order,' and Paul had turned to look at him, and waited. And it didn’t make sense. )

Five First Kisses
SG1 Jack/Daniel
4600 words, R
WARNING for character death.
Thanks to abyssinia4077 for helpful brainstorming and jd_junkie, the fastest beta in the West.

( I had five first kisses with the love of my life. )

Five Items in John Sheppard's Will
Originally for sg1_five_things here
PG-13, some John/Rodney, 1600 words

( The first time John writes a will, he's just gotten married. )

Obviously, I am going to become one of those writers who will shove their WIPs at anybody who doesn't run away fast enough. I really really miss being in school, when I used to AIM with friends constantly and we would draft papers together and copy-paste paragraphs to each other and talk about our writing endlessly. I don't know anybody like that in fandom now.

( These are the things I'm actively writing (as in, they're in my head ALL THE TIME and I'm pretty confident they'll get finished) )

( And these are the ones I've started but am not working on right this minute and may or may not happen. )