dragojustine: (lust)
Language of the Body
RPS AU, by which I mean "original characters," really.
Jensen/Jared
NC-17
5k words
For [livejournal.com profile] cormallen, who posted a gorgeous picspam of beautiful men doing amazing things with their bodies. Then we teased her for wanting an AU where Jared is a ballet dancer, and she said, "Way to crush my hopes and dreams of someone writing me a J2 ballet AU *grins*"

And I said, "Oh god, I did not mean to crush hopes and dreams! That's BAD. WARNING for having no ballet knowledge or exposure since lessons when I was six years old *cough*"

The filename was "bendy!Jared porn," which is probably all the summary you need.

Jared could feel sweat pouring down the planes of his shoulder blades and back, feel his quads trembling after four hours of practice today and a matinĂ©e performance and an hour afterwards of beating himself up in this back room. )
dragojustine: (writing)
Obviously, I am going to become one of those writers who will shove their WIPs at anybody who doesn't run away fast enough. I really really miss being in school, when I used to AIM with friends constantly and we would draft papers together and copy-paste paragraphs to each other and talk about our writing endlessly. I don't know anybody like that in fandom now.

These are the things I'm actively writing (as in, they're in my head ALL THE TIME and I'm pretty confident they'll get finished) )

And these are the ones I've started but am not working on right this minute and may or may not happen. )
dragojustine: (plot bunnies)
Possible TMI (I am sick and therefore disgusting) )

Plot bunny, free to a good home: So, in my extensive time being sickly, I've been watching Dancing With the Stars. (Speaking of which, could I just casually mention that I am nursing a big fat crush on one of their pro dancers, Derek Hough? That is all.)

And then I was thinking about RPS fic where Jared and Jensen are contestants (because... come on. Awesome!) And then I realized that the only thing more awesome than that would be AU RPS. Jared is a candidate on Dancing With the Stars, you see, and Jensen is one of the pro dancers on the show. And Jensen is good friends with the pro dancer Jared is paired with, so the four of them (you know, Jensen and his star and Jared and his pro) all become really good friends in the first few weeks of the show. Except then Jensen's star gets voted off, in the same week that Jared's pro suffers some debilitating (but non-lethal and temporary, because this is a happy story!) injury, right before the live show, with no time to get a replacement. And instead of bringing in a new pro (because there's no time!) Jared and Jensen just dance the routine together. And it sort of goes from there...
dragojustine: (Daniel)
Stargate: SG-1, spoilers through 2x01 )

COMPLETELY RANDOM: TMI, Firefly, and sex )

What? I warned you that that was both random and TMI.

The banner of Jensen going around makes me completely incapable of thinking anything except How is it fair or right or legal that someone looks like that in this world and I can't sleep with him? *sighs* Obviously, I have got something in my system this week.

So I had this thing in my WIP folder... (SPN) )
dragojustine: (dean smile)
Licorice.
RPS J2, R, short one-shot
Disclaimer:
Lies, all lies.
AN: Expansion/rewrite of my comment porn for [livejournal.com profile] trollprincess's prompt- she was talking about some study were certain smells are aphrodisiacs and wanted fic, and someone mentioned that anise was one of them. No beta, so tell me if my fly's undone or something.

Random other note: where does a girl go to get a Torchwood brit-pick in this town? Also, I am STILL waiting for someone to write me John Barrowman/James Marsters. Seriously.

The first time it happens, Jensen is horny anyway. )
dragojustine: (plot bunnies)
I got NOTHING done this weekend. Less than nothing. I've never accomplished so little on a weekend. I am so behind on EVERYTHING. Why am I a slug who accomplishes nothing?

I babbled in [profile] dodger_winslow 's journal, before I saw the post asking people not to talk about John's parenting anymore, so I feel a bit lousy for that. But I do still find myself fascinated and invested in fandom discussions of John's parenting, even if I do tie myself up in knots with the complexity of his character.

I watched The Lives Of Others, that big foreign-language winner last year, about the Stasi agent in early-eighties Eastern Germany. I watched it mostly because of Abigail Nussbaum's spoilery review here (She is my favorite reviewer online). I really have nothing I can possibly add- it's an incredible, amazing, sparse, painful, beautiful movie.

So, you know that drop-out speech Mitt Romney gave? You know how it was horrifically insulting, basically straight-up saying that voting Democrat was handing the country to terrorists? And then blabbling about how it's the evil sluts and homos that are going to ruin this country? And how watching that speech pretty much made you want to put your fist through his face? Well, Jon Stewart has fun with that speech here. Thank God there's a way to laugh at stuff like this, or I would be crying.

Random note from SPN 3x10:
dragojustine: (Jared towel)
This is too awesome to lj-cut. (from [personal profile] femmenerd  ).  Take a look at this sexy ass:




That's Mr. Jared OBJECTIFY ME! Padalecki there. Oh JARED. I love you and your questionable taste in clothes so much,, never change. *glees*

This is where I say SPN has ruined me for other TV. I watch other shows and it's like, "where's the towel scene? Where's the slow-pan over his sleeping body? Where's the crotch shot, or lingering take of his ass?" Seriously. I love SPN. Is this how straight boys feel all the time, watching TV? I mean, I've spent most of my life rolling my eyes at blatant masculine-gaze TV editing, but being on this end of it is AWESOME.

*goes back to oogling Jared* I WANT those jeans. I WANT most of the jeans he wears, mostly cause they'd be long enough for me, but partly because then I might have an awesome ass and bubbly irrepressible personality.  Does envying a male celebrity's highly questionable clothes make me weird?  But, ass-flap jeans!  Those are never not good.   *glees more*

I'm feeling so spammy tonight.  I crave interaction! 

TMI yaay

Dec. 16th, 2007 02:31 pm
dragojustine: (dead of hot)
Only 6 more days till I go home for Christmas!

Successful days of writing: 17

I finally saw a Supernatural Christmas and I have only this to say: )

All of this should probably go under a TMI cut )

The stuff I wrote:
RPS, Chris/Steve/Jared, Jensen watches warning for angst
SPN, Sam/Dean, face first warning for emoporn
SPN, Sam/Dean, magazine warning for underage
dragojustine: (make porn)
Only 8 more days till I go home for Christmas!

Successful days of writing: 15

[livejournal.com profile] technosage  is hosting an Any-fandom Porn-paragraph-a-thon which has had tons of awesome stuff written in it already. I porned, completely failing the whole "paragraph" idea:
Heroes, Adam/Peter, walls
RPS, JDM/Jensen, daddykink

The party was exactly as I expected it to be, which is to say hellish. )

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